מי הדמות הכי מצחיקה מהתנ"ך?

שלמה שמצד אחד היה "החכם באדם" ומצד שני על אף שהשם ממש היה איתו בתקשורת ישירה ודיבר אליו, נשבר ובנה ל700 נשים שלו מזבחים לאלילים שלהם...?? הנדון אשכרה קיבל החלטה מושכלת שהכי חשוב לשמח את הבנות, יהיה מה שיהיה העונש אח"כ

tooper21

Jan 3

אליהו. הבחור דרמטי במידה כמו אח שלי אם משהו לא עובד לו

kettem7

Jan 11

יוסף!! אולי "היהודים באים" השפיע עליי קצת, אבל הוא כזה דיווה. וגם עשיו, שמכר את הבכורה שלו (שפעם זה היה שווה הרבה! הבכור היה יורש את הרכוש, היה הופך לראש הבית או משהו אחרי האבא וכו'), ובשביל מה הוא מכר את זה? נזיד עדשים. כאילו גם לי יש דודא לנזיד עדשים לפעמים אבל למכור את הבכורה שלך??

More from @moss-the-mage

moss-the-mage

Reblogged honk-the-jewish-gander

Jan 2

jewish-sideblog

Oct 12, 2025

Recounting a fascinating an insightful conversation I had with a “pro-Palestinian” coworker yesterday

CW: Did you see that Israelis were literally celebrating their holiday over the charred ashes of a neighborhood in Gaza they burned down?

Me: Uh, nope?

CW: Yeah they were celebrating, what was it, Ramadan?

Me: Ramadan is a Muslim holiday so I’m guessing it wasn’t that

CW: Ok well what was the, like, really big Jewish holiday that happened a few weeks ago?

Me: Yom Kippur?

CW: Yeah that one. Anyway they did a whole big party and had a picnic over Gazan corpses

Me: Yom Kippur is a fast day. And you celebrate it by spending the whole day in prayer at temple. I promise you that whatever you saw, it wasn’t Israeli Jews partying and eating on Yom Kippur. And it definitely wasn’t Israeli Jews partying on fucking Ramadan

CW: Oh well it was something like that. Anyway just goes to show how fucking evil those people are

Me, internally: Or maybe it just goes to show how fucking stupid and uninformed people who hate Israelis are???

jewish-sideblog

Oct 12, 2025

The “Israelis gleefully dance over Muslim corpses” headline has been going around in some form or another for at least a few decades— when I tried to look it up, I found results from last year, 2018, and 2005. I imagine there are variants dating back to 1948. I don’t see any point in trying to find the exact event she got confused about and debunk it.

My takeaway from this is that my coworker is constantly talking about Palestine. She organizes boycotts and protests, and her social media feed is nearly entirely about Gaza. Yet she doesn’t know the literal first thing about Judaism, Islam, Palestinians or Israelis. It’s one thing to advocate for the safety, dignity, and lives of Palestinians without knowing anything about them. That’s a little weird, but it’s fine. It’s humane. It’s a completely different thing to hate and despise Israelis without knowing the first thing about them. That’s straight up bigotry.

moss-the-mage

Reblogged morbidlycrunchy

Jan 2

just-dnd-thingys

Aug 25, 2023

describedposts

Oct 22, 2023

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

appendingfic

Oct 26, 2023

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

yeomanstuff

Nov 3, 2023

Actually, I really like this idea as why elven and dwarven crafts are so good. Something that’s merely acceptable is meant to last most of one of their lifetimes. So even a mediocre dwarven craftsman will make something a human can pass down.

And you can always sell what the apprentice makes while still learning to a human, letting them know it will merely last for the rest of their life.

The elven version of IKEA could be a human family heirloom.

phantoms-lair

Nov 12, 2023

'Good enough for humans' becomes an expression for 'you're getting there' for an apprentice.

moss-the-mage

Reblogged rosewinterborn

Jan 2

batsandboba

Dec 18, 2025

there should be warnings for when new media is about to take over your dashboard. Whiteguy Enemies To Lovers Sports Yaoi released this week, prepare for gif invasion. hockey mutuals are particularly susceptible, blacklist if needed. New Video Game! there will be fanart of a strange bat creature. do not fear him. Phannie Renaissance expected to continue strong in the coming week. and so on

tacticaltaxonomist

Jan 2

fandom weather forecast

moss-the-mage

Reblogged chaoticneutral4

Jan 2

herssian

Nov 25, 2022

Anonymous asked:

Do you tend to like villains because you're at your core immoral in your real life too

herssian answered:

i like villains because they're hot

herssian

Nov 25, 2022

oh yeah because i'm immoral too! sorry, forgot that part

moss-the-mage

Reblogged

Jan 2

mooskobold

Dec 29, 2025

doing GUMI variants for brush week since i wish there were as many creative figures of her as there are of miku 😩 welcome to my dream world

moss-the-mage

Reblogged hilacopter

Jan 2

sometiktoksarevalid

Oct 5, 2025

Source: tiktok.com

moss-the-mage

Reblogged daz4i

Jan 2

chestmouth

Oct 19, 2025

I'm like if a boything was a girlthing

chestmouth

Oct 19, 2025

People who treat the gender binary like their bible would probably hate the fact that I've been on estrogen for a decade and have fully socially transitioned, but prefer he/him pronouns over she/her and regularly call myself a boy. Labels are fake but my swag is infinite

chestmouth

Oct 19, 2025

My advice to everyone in the world is to only care about labels insofar as deciding which ones make you personally feel happiest in your own skin. If you give a shit about how other people label themselves and try to police them you will be perpetually unhappy forever. They will not care and you will just make yourself upset and bitter over something that truly does not matter. Take my hand, let's escape the torment nexus together...

moss-the-mage

Reblogged hilacopter

Jan 2

ntrlily

Apr 13, 2025

i think video game piracy is fine

ntrlily

Apr 13, 2025

like even if you just didn't want to pay for the game that's fine

studentofetherium

Apr 13, 2025

sometimes i download things i have no interest in just to feel the thrill of internet piracy

ntrlily

Apr 13, 2025

i feel vaguely neutral to positive about this

moss-the-mage

Reblogged hilacopter

Jan 2

biglawbear

Dec 19, 2025

I'm seeing a lot of posts about Luigi Mangione and I think it's important to point out that nothing has changed since the healthcare CEO was killed. It didn't save ACA subsidies that millions rely on, it didn't stop premiums from going up, it didn't expand healthcare coverage. Vigilante justice and hero worship do nothing. It just killed someone.

iswearbyalltheflowers

Jan 1

from @chutzpahchesed

moss-the-mage

Reblogged

Jan 2

amristudioart

Dec 31, 2025

🎶 🩷Megurine Luka🩷 🎶

moss-the-mage

Reblogged jewishicequeen

Jan 2

nelc

Nov 29, 2018

Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

cloudfreed

Nov 30, 2018

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

nny11writes

Feb 25, 2020

It’s Eric! He was one of my best friends in highschool!

He also does series of space cats, and one of the ones floating upside down and looking at you is based on my cat Ginger :D

The kitty herself, Ginger!

He’s a super cool dude and seeing his art on tumblr is nuts!

Check out his website, which includes an area to buy prints

You can see more of his work in general on Instagram

And buy T-Shirts too!

God yeah I will hype him every chance I get lol!

callmebliss-got-swamped

Oct 29, 2021

O love how the one based on the sriracha bottle is still very clearly that but now with FIRE

moss-the-mage

Reblogged

Jan 2

ayung-arts-blog

Jan 1

Kagamine Rin 💛

moss-the-mage

Reblogged

Jan 2

docileroamer

Dec 29, 2025

yeah dog yes

moss-the-mage

Reblogged daz4i

Jan 2

lousolversons

Mar 16, 2024

me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

coulsonlives

Sep 21, 2024

moss-the-mage

Reblogged ofekma

Jan 2

roguemonsterfucker

Dec 14, 2025

"This child is never a bother! This child is so low maintenance!"

When I was a kid, I once walked around an entire mall with gum in my mouth that had almost immediately turned to liquid for some reason. I didn't want to bother anyone to find a trashcan.

When I was a kid, I once ate a reheated frozen meal still partially frozen because I didn't want to bother anyone to use the microwave again.

You see a "low maintenance" child and I see a child too afraid to ask for their needs to be met.

roguemonsterfucker

Dec 15, 2025

I do want to clarify that in my particular case, I just had one of the worst anxiety disorders a child could have and no one knew. This wasn't due to my parents ever acting as if I were a burden or making me think they'd be upset by these things.

I didn't specify that in the original post because I know that very much isn't the case for many children. For a lot of them, they are acting this way out of a genuine and valid fear of the consequences.

Regardless of the why of it, there are children out there touted as perfect kids and the reason they're so "perfect" is that they are afraid to admit to not being perfect. And honestly being constantly called perfect makes it so much fucking worse.

So yeah. Whatever the reason, my heart goes out to all my fellow "well behaved" kids. You and I deserved to not be perfect. We deserved to be heard and have our needs met.

So parents out there... Make sure your kids are actually okay. Check in with them. Make them feel safe. Make sure they know that they will be loved even if they cause you inconveniences.